Inappropriate Instagrams

by Andy Jay Bennett


Man, Instagram is just the greatest, isn't it? It can turn anybody with an iPhone into a professional photographer. And it can infuse even the most boring, lifeless images with some zip. Instagram is the greatest thing to happen to photography since the flashbulb.

And, if you ask me, Instagram shouldn't be reserved for pictures of babies or sunsets. It can even improve some of the most famous photos of all time. Check out the proof, below!

Isn't this better,  National Geographic?

Isn't this better, National Geographic?

All Nessie needed was a little filter love.

All Nessie needed was a little filter love.

Tiananmen Square - now with more sepia!

Tiananmen Square - now with more sepia!

Segregation, now in Indiglow!

Segregation, now in Indiglow!

What's that? These are inappropriate? Well SO IS USING INSTAGRAM ON EVERY PHOTO YOU TAKE.


The Perfect Business Idea

by Andy Jay Bennett


It's day 2 of 2013 and I've already discovered the idea that will build my fortune, pay off all my credit card debt, and get me that jet pack. Ready? Here it is:

...wait. Nobody steal this, okay? OKAY?! Okay. Good. Glad we got that out in the open.

Imagine you have a stack of post-it notes in your car. And they were for moments like this one, which you've just stumbled across in the mall parking lot:

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And you take one of these post-it notes, and you slap it on the windshield of this car. And on this post-it note are 6 simple words:

You park like a fucking idiot.