The Perfect Business Idea

by Andy Jay Bennett

It's day 2 of 2013 and I've already discovered the idea that will build my fortune, pay off all my credit card debt, and get me that jet pack. Ready? Here it is:

...wait. Nobody steal this, okay? OKAY?! Okay. Good. Glad we got that out in the open.

Imagine you have a stack of post-it notes in your car. And they were for moments like this one, which you've just stumbled across in the mall parking lot:


And you take one of these post-it notes, and you slap it on the windshield of this car. And on this post-it note are 6 simple words:

You park like a fucking idiot.