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{Who I Am}

Hi. My name's Andy.

Andy Jay Bennett, if you want to get all fancy about it. I didn't want to get all fancy about it, but andybennett.com was already taken. So now everything I write from here on out will be written by Andy Jay Bennett. All because of the Internet.

Thanks a lot, Internet.

{What This Site Is}

This is where I store all my assorted literary detritus. Which is a fancy way of saying crap.

{Why You Should Stick Around}

This site's classy. But not too classy.

It's just a little bit of everything I like to write: essay, fiction, film & tv reviews, pop culture musings, failed cooking experiments and photos of things I've overeaten.

{What You Should Do Next}

Read THIS. Or THIS.

Follow me on THIS.

And then watch THIS. Just because. And you're welcome.