Hi, My name’s Andy. I tell stories.
Welcome to my storehouse of assorted literary detritus. Which is a fancy way of saying stuff. There’s even a blog on here, which I am always promising myself I will update, but rarely do. Bookmark it!
Collected here is a little bit of everything I write: marketing copy, fiction, essay, pop culture diatribes, and detailed exposés on things I’ve eaten.
What You Should Do Next
Contact my agent, Duvall Osteen, at ARAGI.
Then read THIS.
Follow me on THIS.
And then watch THIS. Just because. And you're welcome.