Hi, My name’s Andy. I tell stories.

Welcome to my storehouse of assorted literary detritus. Which is a fancy way of saying stuff. There’s even a blog on here, which I am always promising myself I will update, but rarely do. Bookmark it!

Collected here is a little bit of everything I write: marketing copy, fiction, essay, pop culture diatribes, and detailed exposés on things I’ve eaten.

What You Should Do Next

  • Contact my agent, Duvall Osteen, at ARAGI.

  • Read THIS.

  • Then read THIS.

  • Follow me on THIS.

  • And then watch THIS. Just because. And you're welcome.